Pearls of wisdom

Right. This wasn’t my idea. I don’t have ideas; too far down the pecking order. First family, second significant others, third Pearl, fourth yours truly. And Pearl isn’t even a person, she (aargh!!) is a campervan. I’m really not into giving names to inanimate objects, but I am a voice crying in the wilderness as far as she it is concerned.

So as she it is part of the family (apparently!) then I thought I’d give her - oh I give up - her a chance to have her say. So, watch this space for some Pearls of Wisdom.